It sounds like the beginning to Taken 14, except that Liam Neeson might take one look at my snagged neon blue tights and declare me better off with me fancypants captors.
Here's a few of my favorite tweets of the night:
Meryl Streep just picked a wedgie and it's already been nominated for an Oscar in 2014. #Oscars— Nina Bargiel (@slackmistress) February 25, 2013
Lots of critics panning Seth MacFarlane's hosting gig last night. I hope that millions of dollars & 3 network shows give him some comfort.— Nina Bargiel (@slackmistress) February 25, 2013
I showed up on the BiteSizeTV Livestream around 7:30pm looking sweaty and telling jokes, so sort of like Seth MacFarlane except I didn't have a chance to sing about boobs.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go have a private moment with one of my swag bag gifts: