Yesterday evening, I checked Facebook before I went to bed. Now those of you on Facebook know that every day, they have a different "virtual gift" to give out. It's an application similar to the virtual martinis, virtual hugs, virtual ass slaps, and virtual assault charges that you can indulge in while you sit at your cubicle. Virtual gifts usually cost a dollar, but they don't accept virtual money. Funny about that.
Anyway, today's featured virtual gift?
Get 'em before they run out!
I don't want McNuggets in my real world. but in my virtual world - the world where I can choose to look like anything I want, be anything I want, lay the smackdown on anything I want, and yes, eat anything I want, McNuggets don't even barely make the list.
In my virtual world, I want to be six feet tall with tits that defy gravity. I want to have purple hair, glowing eyes, and flesh that's rotting off my body. I want a face tattoo. I want to shiv unsuspecting members of the Alliance and ride flying lions.
I do not want McNuggets.
Things that do not belong in my virtual world:
1. Puppy Kickers.
2. Child Molesters.
3. President Bush.
4. Fat Thighs.
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