Me: Penis De Milo!
Me: Is there a porn called Penis De Milo? There has to be a porn called Penis De Milo.
Will: How am I supposed to...?
Me: Google it! I have to know if there's a porn called Penis De Milo. It's where instead of arms, she has--
Will: I know--
Me: So? Is there?
Will: [Googling] There's an episode of a TV show, but I don't think there's an actual movie.
Me: You mean I actually came up with a porn that doesn't exist?
Will: It looks that way.
Me: You're thinking 'I married the right girl,' right now, aren't you?
Will: I'm certainly thinking something.