Went to the Salt Cave; discovered face is a delicacy in the Western Suburbs.
Ran around Lake Ellyn twice and then up and down the bleachers of my old high school because I do things like that now.
Discovered that cartoon characters have post-show lives.
Dressed like a dork.
Learned that the American Girl Cafe is my friend.
Found that United Airlines can spend 25 minutes reading my blog about my terrible experience flying with them but can't find 30 seconds to respond to my Tweets.
