Things not to say, after naked time:
Will: Hey, wouldn't it be funny if that wasn't me?
Me: What?!
Will: Like if I came back in the room and was like 'hey, I've been in the bathroom the whole time. What's up?'
Me: So the joke is about me unknowingly having sex with a stranger.
Will: ...
Me: ...
Will: At least he was fast!
