Miss me? You won't soon, because you are about to have so much slackmistress shoved down your throat you're gonna choke on it. That's right! CHOKE ON IT, BITCHES!
Wait, where were we?
Oh, yes: The Oscars. You might have put on a fancy dress and walked the red carpet. Me, I put on jeans and a t-shirt and drank beer while hanging out on Twitter. Here are some of my favorites from my Oscars live-tweet.