It's the most wonderful time of the year to discover how we irrevocably screwed up the past three hundred and sixty-some days. Wasted hours, ruined relationships, missed opportunities litter the halls with a bloated fat man in a diaper who was way cuter when he was Baby New Year 2010.
Usually the only thing I resolve to do is floss, because it's the sort of resolution I can handle: cheap, easy, and it only takes a couple of minutes.*
But I'm trying something new for this year. This year, we're gonna crowdsource that shit.
What should my resolutions be? Professional, personal, vegetable or mineral, it's up to you. Leave 'em in the comments - or - if you prefer to be anonymous, you can drop me a line here on my Tumblr (anonymous question enabled.)
I'll post the best ones (or all of them, or the ones I'm going to attempt, or whatever the hell I want) on January 1, 2011.
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