You'd think that after nearly three years of marriage, I'd know everything that needed knowing about my husband. But apparently he has deep dark secrets, one of which I discovered last Saturday night on our show*. Apparently, he's made a ham. Whether it was worth a Ham Party (like a Lisa Jane Persky-style ham) or was sans hamfare, I'll never know. It's a ham, lost to the ages.
Or so I thought.
In 2006, there was an article in Wired Magazine about a robot in Japan that was gastronomically inclined. Simply put, he could identify different types of food. When a cameraman put his hand in the robot's mouth, the robot identified it...as bacon.
We all know Will likes robots.
Now we know that Will makes Secret Ham.
It's nice to know that one of us is preparing for the robot apocalypse.
Gort protects the booze at the Detective Agency, but soon, we'll be working for him.
*BetheMarriage LIVE! (On Ice!) is back on Saturday nights at a NEW TIME! 5pm PST/8pm EST
