Tiger Woods is reportedly offering his wife, Elin Nordegren 80 million dollars to stay with him for seven years.
Regardless of what you think of the whole Tiger Woods brouhaha (and I wonder why haven't celebrities figured out by now that if you cheat you will get caught? It's not if you get caught...it's when) 80 million dollars is a serious chunk of change.
On our honeymoon (BTW, I seriously recommend honeymoons...I think we'll be taking one every couple of years, if not every year) Will asked me if I'd marry him again.
This was a serious question to consider, now that I knew that the going rate for Elin was 80 million bucks over seven, I could figure my worth accordingly.
When I married Will, I got four crates of records, a box of Jo-Jos, and a three years' worth of podcasts from Scharpling's Best Show on WFMU.
I still came out ahead.
