Will and I have been working insane hours.
I had planned on making dinner last night - an actual dinner, with a protein that required marinating and vegetables that needed to be cut up and assembled into a salad - except that he had to stay later than normal at work.I scrapped dinner plans for a frozen pizza (but it's like, organic, the cheese produced from dairy cows that are milked by dewy-eyed virgins and such) and promised him that there would be Actual Dinner Tomorrow.
Actual dinner? he asked, much like a child would ask about Santa Claus.
Actual dinner, I replied. Greek chicken.
And?
Greek salad, I continued.
And?
I turned to face him. And that's as far greek as I go. (Link NSFW for language.)
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