Two things said to me in the last week:
Real Conversation #1:
The vomit should be more...chunky? Definitely chunks of things in it. Less transparent, more vomit-like.
Real Conversation #2
If the TV guy gets here in the next ten minutes, I won't be available. I mean, I'll be here, but I won't be available. I'll be in the bathroom. Because...well, you know. Okay, I'll be pooping, okay? I WILL BE POOPING!
I don't want kids because I was trying to avoid vomit and poop. But clearly IT IS LEGION.
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