Maximum Linkage.

• The Olympics start today.  Will medals in telling inappropriate stories on the Internet.  I medal in the 400 meter in four-inch platforms, but only take the bronze 'cause I'm beat by a couple of Drag Queens. 
• The CDP is back. Turns out the Internet didn't touch his weiner after all.
• Jenny the Bloggess' cat is worse than global warming.  Daisy the Wonderdog agrees.
• Remember when I used to pitch Celebreality shows?
• Taking a cue from my husband,  I guestblogged over at Does This Blog Make Us Look Fat? today.
• Jodi aka Snarkydork has a new book out!
• and don't forget tomorrow night...BetheMarriage LIVE! (On Ice)