After Will's appendectomy - y'know, when he was in pain for two whole weeks but waited until 4am on a Thursday before deciding to do something insane like see a doctor - he vowed that he would never wait for medical care again.
CUT TO:
Wednesday, May 21. 5:42am
Will: Baby?
Me: Hrrrphf?
Will: My teeth hurt.
Me: I'll make an appointment for the dentist.
Will: No, like they really hurt. Like I need to see someone today hurt.
Me: How long has this been going on?
Will: Remember how I mentioned on the way to Vegas that they hurt?
Me: Yes.
Will: Since before then.
Me: You promised you weren't going to wait anymore!
Will: I didn't, I told you two weeks ago!
Thankfully my dentist (Dr. Mario Tse in Pasadena) bestrides all others like a Colossus of Yore, and by 9:23am Will was on the receiving end of an Emergency Root Canal.
I swear I didn't break him! He was like this when I got here.
However, between leftover medical expenses and upcoming dental bills, I am formally announcing the that DETECTIVE AGENCY FIRE SALE will begin this weekend, so keep your eyes peeled for fabulous Slackmistress and BetheBoy merchandise. Now when you pretend you're us, you can do it with our stuff!
Today on Antisocial Networking: American Idol, Nelson Muntz, and Nerds!
CUT TO:
Wednesday, May 21. 5:42am
Will: Baby?
Me: Hrrrphf?
Will: My teeth hurt.
Me: I'll make an appointment for the dentist.
Will: No, like they really hurt. Like I need to see someone today hurt.
Me: How long has this been going on?
Will: Remember how I mentioned on the way to Vegas that they hurt?
Me: Yes.
Will: Since before then.
Me: You promised you weren't going to wait anymore!
Will: I didn't, I told you two weeks ago!
Thankfully my dentist (Dr. Mario Tse in Pasadena) bestrides all others like a Colossus of Yore, and by 9:23am Will was on the receiving end of an Emergency Root Canal.
I swear I didn't break him! He was like this when I got here.
However, between leftover medical expenses and upcoming dental bills, I am formally announcing the that DETECTIVE AGENCY FIRE SALE will begin this weekend, so keep your eyes peeled for fabulous Slackmistress and BetheBoy merchandise. Now when you pretend you're us, you can do it with our stuff!
Today on Antisocial Networking: American Idol, Nelson Muntz, and Nerds!
