50 Weeks of Marriage...
...and this is what passes for a fight in my house:
Me [walking in the door at 5pm after seeing my friend L.]: Hey, honey.
Will: Did you have fun?
Me: Yeah, we just caught up and went to Ernie's Taco House.
Will: You went to Ernie's?
Me: Yeah.
Will: I didn't know you were going to eat!
Me: It was three o'clock! We were hungry!
Will: I can't believe you had tacos without me!
Me: It was a quesadilla. Anyway, remember last week?
Will: What are you talking about?
Me: You had a burrito while I was working.
Will: I don't--
Me: You went to Los Tacos while I was at the Adoption Fair!
Will: I-- oh.
Me: So what do you want for dinner?
Will: NOTHING! ...or tacos.

I had Los Tacos for dinner. Delish.
Posted by:the ex | April 26, 2008 at 09:17 PM
Now YOU were near MY house! Ha ha! Will will get a kick out of that. : )
Posted by:Jodi | April 26, 2008 at 10:14 PM
I always feel the same way when I know Dave has a burrito without me. And vice versa.
Posted by:Diana | April 26, 2008 at 10:25 PM
this sounds a lot like what goes on in our house on weekends. When we separate, we need to coordinate the meals. So crazy.
Posted by:LA Blogger Gal | April 27, 2008 at 10:46 AM
I can't believe you went to Ernie's without ME.
Posted by:Annika | April 27, 2008 at 11:50 AM
My sister and I have to keep food secrets from her boyfriend as well.
Me: Let's go get sushi.
Nelly: But Devin's at work.
Me: Well he doesn't have to know.
Nelly: ...let's do this.
Posted by:Pagne | April 27, 2008 at 01:10 PM
Cutest. Fight. Ever.
Posted by:nanette | April 27, 2008 at 04:44 PM
Funny. Kinda like when Adelphia was glad/resentful when I admitted to buying cupcakes and hiding them from her in the freezer.
Posted by:Michael | April 27, 2008 at 09:05 PM
Funny. Kinda like when Adelphia was glad/resentful when I admitted to buying cupcakes and hiding them from her in the freezer.
Posted by:Michael | April 27, 2008 at 09:06 PM
That's my kind of fight. Tacos totally fire me up!
Posted by:sizzle | April 28, 2008 at 07:14 AM
LOL! I had a similar "argument" with my boyfriend when he saw a downloaded episode of Curb your enthusiasm *without me*. It's funny to see what little "rules" one unwittingly develops in a relationship.
Posted by:Johanna | April 28, 2008 at 10:20 AM
I was a total dick about the tacos and I refused to eat until I was weak from hunger.
Posted by:will | April 28, 2008 at 10:56 AM
How dare he have a buritto without you. That's grounds for divorce I say. Next thing you know...he'll have a fling with a chalupa. =)
Posted by:Ashmystir | April 28, 2008 at 11:40 AM
been married 15 years -- the arguments don't get much more sophisticated than that one over here. a litle louder, maybe, but kinda the same.
Posted by:that girl | April 28, 2008 at 01:00 PM
Yup, that's a totally reasonable argument to have.
And tonight, after work? Tacos Al Pastor. For two. Heaven.
Posted by:Belinda | April 30, 2008 at 08:00 PM
I do the same thing to Daniel when he goes to one of my favorite restaurants for lunch when working. He's much more mature about the whole thing though and didn't say a word when I went for sushi at our favorite place yesterday. :) We only have these types of arguments after almost three years of marriage. I like it.
Posted by:Keely | May 01, 2008 at 12:04 PM
I see marriage counseling in your future. Probably by the Mexican-born cook at a taco stand.
Posted by:Neil | May 02, 2008 at 12:08 PM