- Why did every kid (well, practically every kid) flip over their Big Wheel to play "Ice Cream Man?" An upended Big Wheel looks nothing like an ice cream truck.
- Why do we complain about popularity contests when the fact is dammit, we all just want to be popular?
- Y'know how they have fight sequences on subways/merry-go-rounds/flying cocoons and one of the fighters is invariably pressed against the accelerator of the contraption, pushing it to a dangerously high speed limit and endangering the passengers' lives? If it's always dangerous to go that fast...why build it with the option to go that fast?
- Why are you more popular than me?
- Why doesn't anyone talk about Robert Shea when discussing the Illuminatus! Trilogy? Everyone just gushes over RAW.
- Would the world be a better place if we didn't pretend to like people we actually find incredibly annoying? Doesn't that make us annoying in the process?
- Why am I suddenly wanting a tattoo?
- How did I live so long without Twitter? I used to slag on it whenever people asked me if I had one; now I can't go three seconds without checking. Next thing you know I'll be going to Burning Man.
Will is home but hopped up on goofballs, and I'm attending to the pile of laundry/dishes/dog hair that accumulated while I was I was gone, so please bear with us as we attempt to get it back together. Real updates, a vlog perhaps, and much, much more...tomorrow.
