This just in:
Jenna Bush hates the labor movement; she crossed the WGA picket line today at NBC in Burbank in order to appear on Ellen to promote her new book "Ha Ha! My Daddy is President So I Get to Have a Book Deal and You Don't."
In similar news: Sky Is Blue.
I was working (ahem) the Alameda gate when Miss Bu$h entered the lot at the main gate. The writers were kept from crossing in front of her car by Secret Service; apparently the were afraid she would overhear and actually get our jokes.
You hear that, Carson? You just need the Secret Service!
If you're looking for a little holiday cheer, check out today's BetheBoy: A Merry Little Person Christmas.