Well, kinda different.
Things That Have Made Me Laugh During the Past Few Days:
We just saved a bundle on a college education!
Dammit, now we don't have a little white baby to sell for meth.
Only buttsex from here on out.
I think you have SuperSperm.
Uhhh, congratulations on your miscarriage?
I love you both...you're writers fill in the rest of what I'm saying with all the best shit you can think of.
Miscarriage equals audience! My stats are through the roof!
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Thank you all for your emails and phone calls and comments. I have to say that I'm glad I wrote about it, but I think it would have been less revealing to post naked photos of myself.*
*You're still not getting these.
