Will said to me the other night I can't believe you're not watching The Two Coreys. I shrugged. I was never much of a Corey fan, even though Haim did a movie in my hometown, and I've met Feldman on more than one occasion at my friend Savage's Superbowl Party. The former is a one-man morality play on young fame, and the latter just struck me as a crybaby from his Surreal Life days. But one night I couldn't sleep and like a Jenny Craig dropout sneaking toward the refrigerator, I thumbed through the TiVo to season pass my way to 80's Corey goodness. Although what I'm getting is mostly 80's Corey badness, as the show is schticky at best and boring at worst. While I don't find the Feldmans as annoying as I thought I would (minus the fact that they're PETArds), Haim borders on a desperation so palpable that I find myself cringing at the screen.
But it makes me wonder about future pair-ups.
The Two Tonys: Tony Danza and Antonio Sabato Jr. are stranded on a desert island without hair gel.
Domo arigato, Mr. Sabato, but I think Danza's gonna be showing you Who's the Boss.
The Two Billys: Billy "Bad Guy in Every 80's Movie" Zabka embarks on a life in gay porn. Can Willie "Bibleman" Ames save him from this one-way ticket to Browntown?
The Two Alfs: When Alfonso Ribero breaks his neck in a freak poppin'-and-lockin' accident, his head is surgically implanted on ALF. On the run from Boogaloo Shrimp for stealing some of his signature dance moves, the Alfonso and ALF have to clear their good names by becoming the Galactic Ambassadors of Breakdancing. (Will someone please make me a photoshopped version of ALF-onso? Pretty please?)
Bonus material! Alfonso Ribero's breakdancing informercial:
In other celebrity pair-up news, Dlisted mentions that Matt Damon is playing himself on the animated series, Arthur. What they fail to mention is that Mr. Bourne has finally discovered his Real-Life Identity.
He's a Furry.
